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Summer Camp Cheerful for Adult Attitude Adjustments

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Inspired by the HAMAS and UN summer camps in Gaza, we are asking, “Why should Palestinians have all the fun? For that matter, why should kids have all the fun?” Summer should [...]

Mohammed Faqwahdi’s Holidays & 2016 Terrorism Forecast

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes We wanted to get some eclectic input on the holiday season and what we might expect in 2016, so we consulted with our Bayard & Holmes intelligence, terrorism, and asymmetric warfare expert, [...]

The Spanking Santa — For All Your Obnoxious Relatives

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes The most wonderful stressful time of the year is upon us. Long lines, visiting relatives, and credit card bills that give bankers a warm, fuzzy feeling in their wallets. But fear [...]

Orlando Bloom’s Undie Obsession

by Jenny Hansen Those of you who hang out with me at More Cowbell know about The Undie Chronicles. They know: When the Undie-verse speaks, I will always listen. I had no idea when I began the series that there were so many hilarious [...]

An Open Letter to Playboy Magazine..

by Jenny Hansen Dear Playboy Magazine, For years your brown paper packaging, in the mail or behind the counter at the mini-marts, spoke of entertaining secrets. You starred in fantasies for men, both old and young, for more than 60 years. How [...]

Forget Those Bogus “CIA Experts” — We Have Mohammed Faqwahdi

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Given recent problems with several Western “expert” commentators in the fields of intelligence, counterterrorism, and asymmetric warfare, we know that many of our readers are anxious [...]

Bayard 2016 — Your “I’m Not Them” Candidate

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard “America” is not a location. It is the unique ideal that government must answer to the people and not the other way around. Americans are not born. Rather, America itself is born anew with each [...]

Underpants Fly Over Prague Castle

by Jenny Hansen Ninja artists pantsed the flagpole at Prague Castle… I knew I liked those Czechs. This post is a how-to guide on dropping a political F-bomb with style. Basically, a group of artists said, “Mr. President [...]

The Funny Side of Food Allergies

by Jenny Hansen Let’s all admit it: food allergies are serious, and often a gigantic pain in the rear for everyone involved… But there’s a funny side. (You knew I’d find it.) Somewhere in the middle of playing 20 [...]

Hubby’s Jewels Threatened by Doctor With Tuna…

by Jenny Hansen I swear to God, that’s the headline at our house this month. (And yes, I’ll explain.) The last time we talked this much about the Hubby’s junk was October of 2011 when the Thunderwear discussion erupted. For [...]